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Thursday 30 September 2010

fUcking BriLLianT!!!

As seen on the excellent Wykkid Vikkars blog: http://wickedvicars.blogspot.com/

Thursday 16 September 2010

From their SF period the incredible "BLACK DWARF!!!

EPIC FUCKING DOOOOOOM!!! a wee bit too fast maybe?

Check out the amazing "DOOM DANCING" towards the end of this vid then tell me there is no sense of humour and the absurd in Doom Metals 2nd greatest legends!!!
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FUCKING CLASSIC THRASH!!!

Monday 13 September 2010

EZO

This band were supposed to sound like Motorhead before Gene Simmons got hold of them... still there 1st album was excellent! Costs a fucking fortune on Amazon now though!!! Enjoy :-)

TONIGHT! WE DINE...IN LEGO HELL!!!

Friday 10 September 2010

Jess Franco!!! Zombie Lake!!! !!!

I could easily devote an entire blog to the works of Jess Franco! Hailed as the worlds worse director by many, I personally love his work, he has made better films than Zombie Lake but it WAS the first Zom Rom Com... ok the comedy is unintentional but still...

World of HORROR!!!

I remember a horror magazine called World of Horror... there was a film revieved in it called The Mutations, I never did get to see it :-(

I just want to be... FIENDS!!!


This lucky girl is about to make a new friend!

Burn the Koran!!!

A big fuss on the news just now surrounding the "Koran burning" in the US. It seems some US pastor wants to burn the Koran in protest over the proposed Islamic centre being built in New York.

What do these fools hope to achieve by this provocative act? I am not a religious person myself but I would not burn the Koran. I don't see how this will help stop build the Islamic centre, I believe it will make them more determined to build and use it. I thought America was a christian country who believed in forgiveness, this shows the true nature of the US never forgive or forget punish Punish PUNISH!!!

BT SHITEBAND!!! It's crap!

After being off the net for over a year I finally bit the bullet and went for BT BB. The slick advertising campaign fooled me into believing it was the best, the reality though is somewhat different.

In the morning it's speed is beareable but still not very fast. In the evenings though it is so bloody slow I usually give up using it. It is possible to click on something, go make a cuppa, come back, wait for the tea to cool to drinking temp and...still be waiting for the page to load. It's pathetically slow and feeble, I would say slower than the old dial up service. Maybe I just need the BT broadband accelerator, a gizmo that plugs in somewhere and "speeds" it all up. I will call them and inquire but I dont hold out much hope for any major improvement. BT BB is just fucking SHITE!!!

Short dress!!! WARNING THIS IS SHOCKING!!!

Wednesday 8 September 2010

Best ever theme tune? Well name a better one then!!!

Wasting time...

I'm so fuckin bored, I just sit on this bloody computer all day while listening to music CDs and watching TV... the internet is great but if it's all you have to do it soon gets duller than pishwater. I need a job but am unable to work at the moment. It never really bothered me before not working but now that I am a wee tiny bit disabled and cant work... I WANT TOO!!! At least depression seems to be knocked on the head :-)

I would send off for lots of CDs, DVDs and books but my credit is ZERO cos I let things slide so badly over the last few years. Normaly this would send me on a downward spiral of depression but NO I'm fine in the mind for a change...

This post is becoming tedious so I'll go and look for some sick things on YooToob ;-)

Monday 6 September 2010

SCHRAMM

Yet another CLASSIC from our old pal Jorg B...

Aftermath...

Has anyone seen this film? I tried to embed the trailer from Yootoob but it had been disabled, which is a bit crap but if you want to see it simply go to... Damn... cant get the link on for some reason!!! Just go to youtube.com and search for Aftermath... it looks a bit like a big budget Necromantic so I guarantee you'll love it ;>)

The most depressing film of all time??? I think so.

Looks like I've given up on being light and happy ;-) Anyway I love this dark and depressing masterpiece of horrific arthouse. It deals with depression leading to suicide, thrill killing and video nasties. Worth seeing if you get the chance, in fact worth buying

Friday 3 September 2010

Things that annoy me. REALLY ANNOY ME!!!


I am easily annoyed but some things really get on my fucking tits!!!
  1. Idiots who park their cars/vans on the pavement!

  2. Women (mainly) who stand in groups gossiping in the middle of a pavement or in the aisle of a shop!!! - Move your fucking arses you fucking CUNTS!!!

  3. ...and when they do move it's about half an inch and the cheeky cunts have the nerve to look at you as if you are mad for expecting even that!!!

  4. People who adopt "Americanisms", AWSOME THAT IS SO AWSOME. I was like and she was like and we was like... SHUT THE HOLY FUCK UP!!!

  5. Masses more but that should do for the noo. "AWSOME!!!"

  6. So much for keeping this blorg light hearted and posotive!!! ;-p